Donald Trump Joke (without corrections)

ok now there's this guy Donald Trump and this story just got even better see i wrote a joke while Trump was campaigned and he was in Colorado and he saiud I'm going to put Miners back to work "who here is a miner?" i'm gonna put you back to work the man is a human blod who eats fast fod and using chris christie another blod and human waste bag as a puppet to get him his wendys and taco bowls and whaterver tjhe fuck is it is that this fucker eats now Donald J Trump he is the president elect but perhaps i should go back to the joke it's about Donald and his promise to buiild a wallllll and to get rid of "aliens" well the jhokes is going to begin now Donald Trumop no fuck god damnit start over god FUCK ojk so D Shit no so there's an alien right he's in a spaceshiop and it's all adavnaced and theres like sci fi shit in there and it looks like the movie 2001 a space oddesy except it's 2016 so it's better now Donald J Trump is in Clorado and this Alien in a sapaceship crash lands in Colorado " and he's near Boulder to be exaclt ybut the CIA conceals such information from u for a good reason now Donald is coming to Boulder to give some speech about how stupid mexicans are and how musilm arent good sloldiers and how john mccain ius a total pussy now He is going to be in a restaurant on the hill the sink restaurant to be exact and he will sbe at this restaurant which i am bvanned from currently and i hate them no this isnt about me DOnald is going to THWE SINK ON THE HILL and this alkien he wants to exact revenge upon donald for the things he said about his/her people this alien doesn't have a gender or sex he's asexual and i didn't just say he i meant he/she so he/she alien fucking goes to the sink and Donald TRump arrives there and he's looking like 18984 and i mean the book not the time in American history now This Trump just he's going to talk about the muslims the mexicans and how great colorado miners are The sink will love this naturally and most people will be too druink to realize it's actually Donald J Trump in the flesh the music there is playing the college rock music from the 90's we all know and really this is going nowhere so the aline she comes in and the n he the alien goes uop to Donald Trump and askjs him to to the aline asks dtrump about his stance on illegal aliens and he says get him abouta here and then the alien corrre ts him asaying g"get higet he/she out of here" Donald wil;l be so thrown by this opolitical correctness that he will go into hillary clinton mode and he begins riducleing the alien on his./she r looks now bear in mind this alien im talking about is not that differnt from the alien in the movie from 1979 Alien but this one looks more human now this alien begin ridculed will be called liitle alien and low energy alien and he quetions the aliens religious beliefs this will get the peoples attention all of a sudden this alien being kinda like the alien from the alien 1979 movie goes into berserker movde and begins attacking the donald trump at the sink bar in Boulder and people go nuts shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT despite being a peacful mountain town these peoples are throwning mone y down on Trump saying this guys got it he plans to build a wall so he;'s fuckling serious 50's 100s this bar becomes a mini vegas now trump goes in for the tackle like he did in that wwwf match where he beat up that dude. but the alien will have seen that and he/she will begin attacking donald will poisonious saliva which all illegal aliens are known to posses Trump will be blinded in one eye but like Odin he's manages to overcome this by grabbing a barstool and jaming the aliens neck into it a la " million dollar baby": the people are going crazy cgirls are taking off their clothes and are jello wrestling it's like Rome all over again people make a gladiatorial ring and the alien and Trump duke it aout with blows the alin using the mini alien located insides it's moiuth for defence i'm sorry i'm i;'m referencing too many things and now Donald Donald he's the president ellect DOnald J Trump and this is his night to shine and prove all aillegal aliens are worthless and should satay out of our country unless u go through the gate in the midddle now trump eil have archers perched atopp the wall and snipers with barret 50 cals but that's not important the thing that is important is trump is a man who says big things but ultimately ais a weak rich scumbag who has tiny hinds it;'s so obvious i think it';s been documented iby ken burns at this point now so Trumop will summon all the world leaders who he's tweeted Putin Sarah Palin Some nazis and some kkk memebers who are in the sink to watch the game now the alien becomes corners and Trump goes in for the kill he grabs the alien throws it into the kitchen with the mexicans and underclass white people and he jams it's face ton the grill and the alien knows like MLK that if violence is inflicted upon u it weakens your enemy it exposes his defence mechanisms your weakining his morale But unfortunatle Donald Trump hates MLK and ghandi all the same he the procededs to deep fry the aliens head and he/she will have no option but to submit to donald Trump like Rosie O donnel Did this isn't really a joke it really happened and Just for the record Eric Trump did go to the Sink and probably did have a fsimilar fight with an alien out back near a local frat house where he earned numerous Donald Trump enthusianths who still drive around Boulder with their mqake america great again hoping for a bigger hummer. and cheaper gass. Make america great again. for hummers and for oil shieks